You're Batman!!!

Kramer is Batman!!!

And a thing I read on Slavery.

Interesting...

Caleb

A New Look for a New Year?

Music: Since my last post I have been listening to a lot of Foo Fighters, Folk, older country, Johnny Cash, O Brother Soundtrack, also Coldplay and other calmed down rock but today has been lots of Heavy Metal and Hard Rock with some Foo Fighters and Weezer. Lots of Metallica, Incubus, Rage Against the Machine, Stavesacre, P.O.D., and Probot...

Look it looks differenty. I changed a bunch of my links and it kind of messed up the side bar so it felt like the time to iron out the kinks and make her pretty again.

Well the next couple weeks are going to be pretty busy so if there is not a whole lot new up here sorry about that. I got some things coming but the two papers and bio test coming up will probably put a halt to my blogging for a little while. Well a hault to my long winded rants anyway, these pointless ones I might be able to keep up. Yea for wasting your valuable time...
Caleb

Funny Quote

Music of the Day: Model Engine and Black Eyed Sceva, Steve Taylor, Weezer, Stavesacre, and I feel a Hip-Hop night coming on, we will see. Highlight, Justified by Black Eyed Sceva



"Partial insanity is tough, but total insanity is total freedom."
Dr. Nathan McLean


"Man I'm tired"
Me

"Bye"
Me

New Link

Hi all, I have added a link to Scott Teece's blog. He is the coolest guy I know. He is smart and will probably have useful information on his blog instead of just endless ramblings. Anyway my blog actually has a link on his that is what the coolness reference is to. Anyway you will have to check it out. Ha Ha now I have put all sorts of pressure on him to come through and be entertaining he is sure to fail. Then I will rule the world!!! Or I will get a chicken sandwich or I will get to do a jig with a small man in a funny hat, it's one of those oh well I guess we will have to wait and see.
Getting hungry for a chicken sandwich,
Caleb

P.S. I used "to" correctly there! Right? You know who you are "Bandit Grammar Checker" or the "BGC" for short and one day I will find out who you are and hit you with vowels...

P.P.S. I am in a very strange mood...

So nice to be back

Wow it's nice to be back at work. I am not complaining about the huge amount of time we had off but it is nice to be doing something. It was nice to see Justin again he really liked my new camera, he likes taking pictures of random things and then erasing them. I'm really interested to see how this all works heading pretty much straight to school after work. I know millions of people throughout the history of the world have done this it's just I never have. I will be going from three years of "aimless nothing" to a focused direction. It's funny how much things can change in like three months, or even in a matter of weeks... It's funny how one little thing can change how you see things, your life, the world.
Anyway, one of the most horrible things on the planet starts later this month. That's right American Idol is back. I would never watch the show and don't really mind when others do, way to go mom, but what I hate is the way people treat it like news.
"This morning on action news an American Idol update, and some other news about our community but back to the important stuff." "Last night in a stunning turn of events someone sang!!!" It's a show, not news. I think I want to vomit...
Singing with the Kings,
Caleb M. Saarela

P.S. I didn't spell check this or grammer check it, sorry just writting at a break at work...

I need to go back to work

Seriously I am climbing the walls I need to go back to work. I was too good with my time the week and now I have nothing to do. So I have sat and read like the whole day finished my paper and at least the Gopher hockey team is on tonight. Anyway I would put my affirmation of faith on here but it is pretty boreing. Well everything starts monday back to work back to school. There are so many cool things going on in my life right now I will tell you about them later. O.K. I love you all Five Iron Frenzy and the movie "Grosse Pointe Blank" rule... Bye
Caleb M. Saarela

We've got videos or I've got videos

O.K. so just click on the picture and you can see a video of Mitch's cat. I'm just learning how to use this stuff so it's not funny or anything but I guess that's all I really got.



Hey it works...
Hope you hate it,
Caleb M. Saarela

A Funny Story

I posted a funny story on the other blog I contribute to, so if your looking for something to do you can read that. It's at www.93dollars26cents.blogspot.com it is also a link on the side, Lunch with Scoitch and Nathleb, over there ->
O.K. Bye
Caleb

The Theory of Cuteness

All right the last couple blogs have been pretty serious so we will tone it down a little and have some fun. Then maybe I will post something totally depressing I guess we will all have to just keep hoping. Ha Ha…

So if you have known me for a while you have probably heard my Theory of Cuteness, I formulated this in high school because I had friends who were girls. That is all it takes and you can be a scientist. But this is the first time it has been written down in publish-ability form. This is meant as a total joke, I am really not sexist or anything like that just hear me out to the end and consider it a funny observation. Although by saying that upfront I have probably set myself up for hate mail. So all hate mail should be sent to mitchellloper@hotmail.com that is my e-mail address for when my name was Mitchell it was like some time last year, I’m not having all my hate mail sent to my roommate.


”My hypothesis is that “All (remember it’s a joke) miniature items (people and animals will be items), that is items that have a larger version, are going to be considered cute in the eyes of all (remember it’s a joke) of the female persuasion. Now this is not a condition for cuteness, items can be cute without being a miniature version of a particular item. An example of this would be a man in his mid thirties can be cute without being a miniature version, a large elephant can be cute, but a baby elephant is always cute no mater what. So an item does not have to be a miniature to be cute but if it is a miniature it is cute.

So now that every female I have ever met is appalled and disgusted let us test my theory. I will start with the easy ones. Babies are miniature versions of humans, babies are cute. Those small Pop cans that are supposed to make us feel better about not drinking so much processed sugar, cute! Miniature M&M’s CUTE!!! You are having a romantic walk through the park and see those little purple flowers (miniature flowers, there are bigger ones right? I’m no flower expert) and you say “oh look so CUTE!!!” You are at the pet store and see a little puppy (miniature dog) and you say “Oh look a tha widdle puppy, oh come here boy I wuv you so much I just wana kiss you and hug you and wuv you foeva, cause you are just so CUTE!!!” At this point I pull out all my hair and go running into oncoming traffic.



So some of those items are cute without being smaller but a pop can who thinks pop cans are cute, ah only crazy people. Let’s look at some other normal everyday items and see if miniature items would be considered cute. Silverware for example, lets say you have a fork, and then you have a miniature fork, oh so cute with its tiny pointed prongs. Lunch Box and tiny Lunch Box look at the cute little metal flipping locking thingy cute little handle. What if I was typing on a miniature keyboard, oh so cute next to his big ugly fingers, type type type, typing all the cuteness. O.K. I think I’ve made my point. Miniature versions of everyday items are cute.



So let’s take this to the next level. What about items that are gross or ugly? Think about an ugly man, he’s got a big old nose, he’s a little unshaved, and is missing a couple teeth, now, *POOF* there is a miniature version of him. Looking at him hobbling around asking for tea and soup, ah he makes your heart melt and you yell out “Little man I can’t stay mad at you your so cute!”

Alright now it’s time to pull out the Big Gun (which is probably not that cute)!!! Let’s say you have a little pile of goose poop (Yes I said goose poop, hey look you can see any respect you had for me leaving, bye respect). NOT CUTE!!! In fact gross poop yuck, but lets say right next to that there is a little pile of goose poop. At first you look in and think that’s not so cute but then you turn your head to the right and start to think about the miniaturized goose that pooped the poop and the cellos kick in and the corners of your mouth start to curl and you start to think it’s not that gross. No this can’t be you fight back this foolishness, that can’t be cute, but then the clincher, the little man from above walks by and slips in the tiny pile of goose poop and starts laughing hysterically and you give in, the poop is CUTE!!! Oh cute little poop... Well I kind of had to cheat but I have had women tell me I was right that a little pile of goose poop would be cute.

Well there it is The Theory of Cuteness in all it’s glory (don’t blink you might miss it). Let me know what you think, sorry to have wasted your time...
I know there are a lot of pictures on this one but I thought it was appropriate because it is a very visually orientated message.

Remember to check out the other blog I have started to write for as well it is callled "Lunch with Scoitch and Nathleb" you will like it and I'm not the only one who writes for it so it might actually be worth checking out. I have a pretty busy week coming up so this will probably be it for about a week and a half, but we will see, I will check on comments in fact I would love to hear them on this stupid idea...

Ever wishing to be miniture so I would be cute,
Caleb M. Saarela

"mood ring oh mood ring
oh tell me will you bring
the key to unlock this mystery
of girls and their emotions
play it back in slow motion
so i may understand the complex
infrastructure known as the female mind"
M. Thiessen

Two New Ones

Hey, by the end of the week there will be two new posts. Sorry about the delay, to much of the picture below. Go see "The Corpse Bride" and "Wallace and Gromit" they are great.
Caleb

My First Blog...

Well I am new at this and I hope it works out better than the space ship I was working on. I could never get the rear diferential thruster thing. Yes, it would help if you got out and pushed. So anyway I hope to use this as a way of sharing things like thoughts, reviews of things I like or don't like, poetry, or life just simple life lesons. Also I hope to use it as a way to update people on my life and keep up with people. Hope it works...
Godspeed,
Caleb M. Saarela

Image from "StuffonmyCat.com"